No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
An uncle is a blessing. It means so many things. Words could never tell the joy an uncle brings. An uncle is a bond of faith that even time can’t sever, a gift to last all of our lives. An uncle is forever.
Uncle: Someone who helps, advises, and encourages; great at telling funny family stories.
My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him.
An amazing uncle is like a glass of refreshing lemonade in the hot summer of life.
I certainly have many, many uncles … Their maturity level is still hovering around 15 when they all get together.
Uncles are there to help the child get into mischief that they haven’t thought of yet.
Never was a brother or cousin — but unclehood looms, and so do lessons on wearing loud ties, talking with a full mouth, stealing a nose.
Funcle: Like a dad, only cooler.
I get my good looks from my uncle.
I’m as lucky as can be. The world’s greatest uncle belongs to me.