30 Funny Coffee Quotes That’ll Perk You Right Up

Coffee is the most famous hot beverage in the world. Apart from tea, people love to have some coffee every time. Someone needs it during the official meeting, someone needs it during the preparation of exam. Some people need it in casual meeting and some friends need it during gettogether. It is being said that coffee has the power to keep you fresh every time. Some entrepreneurs prefer coffee for being a successful businessman. You are being worried about what happens when your boss will your project report? Just chill! Have some coffee and say goodbye to stress.

This post is all about some of the funny coffee quotes which will perk you right up. Please have a look below.

30 Funny Coffee Quotes That’ll Perk You Right Up:

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Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.



Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.


Ronald Reagan

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.


Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee first. Schemes later.



Humanity runs on coffee.


David Lynch

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.


Henry Rollins

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.



The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.



My birthstone is a coffee bean.


Laurell K. Hamilton

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.


Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.


Donna A. Favors

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.



I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.



May your coffee kick in before reality does.


Cassandra Clare

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?


Sir James MacKintosh

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.


Clark Gable

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.


J.S. Bach

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.


Flash Rosenberg

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.


Jerry Seinfeld

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.



Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.



Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.


David Letterman

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.


Louisa May Alcott

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.


Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.



A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.


Jac Vanek

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.


Napoleon Bonaparte

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.



To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.



Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.