Those who divorce aren’t necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person.
I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.
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Every couple has the same five arguments in their lifetime, which is really just the one, over and over, until people die or divorce. What it is depends on who you are and what your parents did to you
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they ‘don’t understand’ one another, but a sign that they have, at least, begun to.
You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.
Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for a matinee and, if he had the money, an early dinner.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
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Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy’s staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn’t get a divorce for almost a year.
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
For a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it’s not. Now the most important thing about me is that I’m old.
Divorce is a 50-50 thing, and it can be a number of petty things that finally drive you out of your mind.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
Now she knew what divorce really was: Sharing decisions with a person you would run down on the street.
I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.
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It takes two to destroy a marriage.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one: whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
There are things in my life that are hard to reconcile, like divorce. Sometimes it is very difficult to make sense of how it could possible happen. Laying blame is so easy. I don’t have time for hate or negativity in my life. There’s no room for it.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet.
How many divorces are caused by the word ‘nothing?’ I think this would be a very interesting statistic.
You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they’re worth it.
Divorces are made in heaven.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.